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Want to Read Currently Reading Read. Other editions. Enlarge cover. Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Open Preview See a Problem? Details if other :. Thanks for telling us about the problem. Return to Book Page. Leigh Anna Reichenbach. Jared Lee Illustrator. Regular old holiday songs with a new twist. This book will keep you laughing till New Year's. Get A Copy. Paperback , 80 pages. More Details Original Title.

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However, just like it's intended use, the only people to read this book, should really be kids. I forgot some of the original tunes for the melodys, so I couldn't sing most in my head. The one I superbly enjoyed, was "Up on the Housetop" from dog's point-of-view. May 16, Amanda rated it really liked it Shelves: ages , poem-books-books-with-alot-of-poems , 4-star-books. This book was really funny and also odd. I liked the twelve days of Christmas, it was the funniest. This book is a very very quick read and will give you a good laugh or two.

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Her small breasts, pressed the scratchy sequined material to my bare chest as her hips pressed her own pelvis against the now significant bulge in my shorts as she whispered in my ear, "I see you got my Christmas list this year Santa!

If you say so," I answered a little breathlessly as she stepped back and turned to step around the table again, sitting down. My name is Mandy! She was well proportioned, a little shorter than I was, not overly thin, maybe a hundred thirty pounds or so. Nearly half of her easily C cup breasts showed through the wide gap of the skintight, purple dress. The only thing seeming to hold the sides from springing apart from the pressure of her tightly contained breasts was the thin purple string lacing the two halves together leaving a wide V of creamy skin showing from her navel to just above her breast and a wide strip of equally exposed skin up each side of her body from her thigh to the top of the dress.

The long sleeved dress extended all the way down below her knees, hugging every curve of her body as she stepped to me and wrapped both arms around my neck.

She pressed her full, soft tits to my chest through the soft purple material, her hips pressing her mound to me as she lifted herself slightly higher on her already tall high heels to bring her lips even with mine.

She pressed her soft lips to mine, gently sucking my lower lip before teasing my lips with her tongue to coax me to open my mouth. I let my free hand slide around her involuntarily as her tongue teased into my mouth and flicked the tip of my own tongue in an intricate little dance, followed by her tongue withdrawing and sucking my lower lip again. Now that we're all acquainted," Diana said with a smile, "I know we all had presents to buy and Robert has agreed to play Santa for us, so why don't we let him do that thing that Santa is so famous for?

I let her guide me the few steps to the chair and then sat down, after which she retreated to the kitchen and brought back a chair for herself.

The ladies picked names a couple weeks ago and were supposed to get a real gift and a gag gift for whoever they drew. So there should be two for everyone. She turned and sat sideways on my lap, her legs hanging over one of mine and my mostly hard cock pressing up against the back of her thighs.

She took the small package from me and quickly unwrapped it. I think that's a great idea! You wanna do the honors? She pulled the bow on the little string that held her top up and let it fall down her front, completely exposing her full, round coffee colored breasts, each with a nearly four inch wide, dark brown areola and rock hard nipple with a silver bar stuck through them.

I wasn't sure if I was more nervous or turned on as I unscrewed the little end off the barbell. The hole starts to close up almost immediately! She turned to face me, hiked her skirt up, exposing the black satin looking panties and then stepped toward me, sitting on my lap, straddling me, her big tits now right in front of me. I unscrewed one end and then looked back at her big tit and the bar currently sticking through her nipple.

I dropped it into the box and then moved my hand to lift her breast. I found the hole in her nipple and gently tried to press the new bar in, being less than successful. Just use a bit more pressure," she coaxed me. We heard that moan!

I got his rock hard cock pressing against my pussy and his fingers playing with my tits. You try that and not moan! I quickly unscrewed the end and then got ready to switch that one, feeling a bit more confident than with the first.

You have such a dirty mind! If I get something that can be worn, Santa exposes, kisses and then replaces with the new. You girls want me kissing, well, whatever gets exposed? I opened my mouth and sucked the whole front of one of her tits into my mouth and used my tongue to flick the tip of her nipple back and forth, quickly bringing a moan from her lips.

I felt Jessica's hands slide down my bare chest and into the top hem of my shorts, digging as she lifted herself up to find my cock and move it from its bent and rather uncomfortable position down along my leg to stick up toward the waistband of my red shorts. We want a chance too! She turned and walked back to her seat, leaving her top hanging down and her tits exposed. I dug into the bag and pulled another present out. She sat down on my lap, her legs hanging over my right leg and wiggled herself on my lap.

I felt her hand reach down next to her thigh and grab my cock through my shorts. I watched as she unwrapped the package and pulled out a pair of white lace panties. Crotchless panties! I love it! Wanna know why? Wanna fuck my hot little pussy? At least I get a good kiss. Feel free to lick too," she said as she turned to face away from me, bending at her waist, keeping her legs straight as she did so.

She pushed her bare ass out at me, her fat, round pussy lips sticking out between her legs at me. She stepped back toward me, each step spreading her legs farther before she had her legs straddling mine in the chair, her pussy only a foot or so from my chest. Before I could really stop her, she had my shorts pulled down in front and half of my cock sticking up exposed as she lowered her pussy toward it. I felt her hot pussy rubbing against me, teasing her lips apart and spreading her juices on my shaft.

In a few moments it seemed unanimous that after I put her panties on that I should stick my cock into her. Should Santa fill a vacancy? To watch me fuck someone? Given the chance, I think every one of us would jump at the chance for a real cock right now!

I helped her step into them and then pulled them up her legs and over her firm round ass. I stood up, pushed her toward the coffee table and then pushed her down to sit on the table. She quickly got the idea and readily lay back on the wooden table, pulling her dress even higher and spreading her legs wide apart while I pushed the suspenders off my shoulders and let the slightly baggy shorts fall down my legs.

More than sure," she said, holding her hands out toward me between her legs. I knelt down between her legs and grabbed my own shaft, rubbing it up and down her pussy several times to spread her wetness across my head and then pushed into her, slowly forcing her pussy to stretch and expand around my mushroom head until I finally penetrated into her.

They sat on the front of her breasts as if they had been sculpted into place. She reached both hands up to cup her breasts and tweaks her nipples to their full attention. Her hair draped around her face as she hooked her thumbs over her black panties and dropped them to the floor. She glowed in the low light. I could see she had a neatly trimmed dark patch of hair covering her womanhood. Mary now stood before me naked. I must confess she was stunning standing in the muted lights which came thru the windows.

She was perfectly proportioned. She was by far the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. She then came closer to me. She reached up and began to kiss me full on the mouth thru the fake beard and mustache. Let me slide down your chimney tonight" Mary purred as she could feel my swollen cock straining at the red Santa suit.

She dropped to her knees and undid the drawstring which held up my pants. Pulling down my underpants to expose my cock, I could hear her gasp. It is true. You have a glorious cock. I leaned back on the desk as Mary made oral love to me.

She was talented. She licked my balls while her hands occupied the shaft. Then quickly move up to the tip to clean off the pre-cum before it flowed too far. After a few minutes, Mary stood and placed her hands on the desk beside me, leaning over the desk in the office with her ass and dripping pussy ready for a pounding. Fuck me hard. I have been a bad girl and need you to punish me. Fuck me now.

I came up behind her. A naked Santa from the waist down. I took hold of my dick and placed it into the warm and wet depths of her womanhood. As I thrust forward into her, I reached down to play with her taught nipples. With each forward thrust, Mary pushed further back into me. I could feel the stuffing from the Santa belly push up against Mary with each thrust. I wished I could see myself going into this really hot woman. Mary pushed back into me, wiggling her ass as tightly into me as possible.

I could see in the reflection of the window Mary was biting her lip trying to hold back her impending orgasm. I had to chuckle in spite of myself as I could see her reflection, naked, bent over the desk, while Santa stood behind her having a jolly good time.

Mary threw her head from side to side. I could not take it anymore. I felt my balls tighten before I exploded into her. Right at that moment Mary pushed back deeper and let loose her own orgasm with a large groan and sigh.

We were spent. We both stood leaning against the desk breathing heavily as we recovered. I then found my shirt from dressing and used it to wipe us off.

As I was pulling my Santa pants back up as there was a knock on the door. It was Carolyn Austin looking for her husband. Mary collected her clothes and ducked behind the desk. Austin stood there with a look which told she knew what had happened. I can not believe you did this.

I grabbed her arm and told her to follow me into the next office over. I closed the door behind us. Carolyn was visibly shaken. She stood in a corner fuming. Forgetting I was wearing the beard still, I tried to calm her. She fought back my attempts to comfort until it dawned on me that she thought I was her husband.

I pulled down the beard and mustache. I smiled at Carolyn as I began to explain. Mark had to go back to surgery. He wanted me to be sure you were fine. I just have not been able to tell you yet. She laughed and cried as she leapt across the room to hug me. After crying for a few minutes, she began to laugh uncontrollably. I asked what was so funny. We recomposed ourselves, and returned to the party as Mrs. Austin and Santa. Report Story. Title of your comment:.

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Another Thanksgiving has come and gone and it was once again delightful. Truly my favorite holiday. But this year was even better. Yes, my parents were visiting. Yes, we had sunny weather. Yes, my turkey was moist and the stuffing plentiful. This holiday I received three comments and an email about that post, and every single one made me grin like a lunatic. Sadly, I must confess that my pie skills are no better than they were 24 months ago.

Instead, I now have a great talent for making tooth-breaking pecan brittle. Heavy on the brittle. Makes me cry a little inside. I blame the altitude. And the gluten-free-ness. And the fact that pecans hate me because I want to bake them into goo and shovel them into my gaping maw, warm with ice cream on top.

Where are the other comments? We need a Facebook page! Maybe there are more like us out there!! Nope, not the only one! The other comments are on the original post.

I remember my mother calling me—shocked—that she had to follow the high altitude directions. She had just returned to CO after a thirty year absence living in AZ. But still—duh? This has made my day.. It was one of the funniest memories I have and I would love to see it again. I agree a Facebook page is in order…how about starting one? Well done. I remember this too. What year was this? I think it was early 80s.

I was born in and was maybe 7 or 8. We were talking about this today. Googled and found your comments. It was so shockingly funny. I never realized whether it was planned or not. A very funny moment. Thanks for the validation. We always waited for Santa to arrive before going the 45 minute drive to my in-laws. I was last to leave the house and the ONLY one in the family to see his pants fall off.

It was on those steps his pants fell down almost to his knees. I remember seeing that as a child. Very, Very Funny! I remember it like it was yesterday. So glad to find someone who can back up my story! Do you still have this entry some place? I saw it too! I so wish I could see it again and again! It was the best thing about the parade that year! And I tell my kids and grandkids about it every year! You are not alone! I remember too! I could not stop laughing in shock.

Someone should find that year and post it. We all can use a big laugh after this year. I am so happy to have found this page.

I keep looking for a video but have not been able to find one. I know there has to be one out there somewhere. I am happy to know there are others who saw it too. I was talking to my friend Jim about this today.

I wish I had my old VCR recording that parade. Would have kept it and transferred it to digital. I think because it was at the very end of the long parade broadcast, most people had tuned out so very few people saw it.

My mom and I saw it too, and we joke about it every single year. Happy Thanksgiving!! At last! Oh Santa!! Most scoffed and asked what was in my coffee! For years I asked around, looking for news reports or some kind of hint of confirmation… nothing. Silence and ridicule was all I found. So I stopped mentioning it. But I clearly remember it. I even remember where I was standing, waiting until the very end to turn off the tv and go out the door to my parents house. Only this week did I again, mention it to a friend.

No references would come up. Remember, back then there were very few recorders, as it was all film. Jump to Thanksgiving morning, Imagine how stunned and thrilled I was to find your comments. No one believed me or my Gram, either! Your email address will not be published. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.

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